dihydrogen monoxide = H2O ...
Are the statements true? Definitely! All people who consume water eventually die LOL
Did you know that sex is hereditary? If your parents had it, you're likely to have it as well!
My first exposure to someone petitioning banning water was from The Man Show. I can't find that one, but here's Penn and Teller's version
At 1:30 "Is passion supposed to replace common sense?"
My statistics teacher defined statistics as "lying with numbers".
Yes, 100% of people who drink water dies. Is that relevant AT ALL?! No. Similarly, why do people get so caught up trying to find the "answers" to singing? Just do it! If you need help, find help! If the answer someone gives doesn't click right away, find an alternative answer. There "aren't" quick fixes to singing, but at least getting closer to your goals means there is some "rightness" in the answer you found.
Stop trying to be another geek of vocology while simultaneously lacking skill in singing. Be one one who can sing and just go to those geeks WHO CAN ACTUALLY SING when you need help with something. Vocologists who can sing are the ones who can help you sing!